Here is where the learning begins. When the GEISHAs have completed their contemplation and deigned to share their insights with you the viewer, their golden drops of hackne... honeyed enlightenment flow forth from this fountain.

[04-04-05]	"sdg"
[07-15-03]	"So, Anya, how do you feel about your quick and rather pointless death?"
[01-20-03]	"Considering the level of Texas presence among the GEISHAs, should the rest of them be worried about the South rising again?"
[12-23-02]	"How's the Forum Christmas party going?"
[12-11-02]	"You seem like a rather smart robot. So, I ask you: What are the odds of Ian from Amazing Race being hit by a bus? Or some other painful death. Maybe involving leeches."
[12-11-02]	"Which of the GEISHAs takes care of cleaning up all the exploded heads?"
[12-11-02]	"Hey..."
[12-11-02]	"How does one go about becoming a famous slash fiction author?"
[12-05-02]	"Is Spike ever going to say anything besides '...'?"
[12-04-02]	"Why do they let old, tired TV shows and franchises (hint hint hint) go on and on, but cancel cool, interesting shows like Farscape?"
[12-04-02]	"Who, exactly, *is* John Galt?"
[12-04-02]	"How exactly do you keep that 'costume' on? Is it double-sided tape? Some sort of super-glue, perhaps? Or maybe a spell?"
[12-04-02]	"What is the meaning of life?"
[12-04-02]	"Why isn't Xander a GEISHA? He's got all sorts of quippy wisdom!"
[12-04-02]	"Why does Starfleet require skintight blue undergarments?"
[9-05-02]	"How does it feel to not only be the only *intelligent* male GEISHA, but also the only blatantly gay one?"
[9-05-02]	"how do i die?"
[9-05-02]	"How exactly does one get vengeance without the nifty demon powers?"
[9-05-02]	"I'm considering breaking up with my boyfriend. He's about 7000 years older than I am..."
[9-05-02]	"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?"
[8-30-02]	"Do you think it might be a good time for an honest reconsideration of the capitalist status quo?"
[8-30-02]	"Have you made any friends among the other GEISHAs?"
[8-30-02]	"Have you ever considered plastic surgery? They can do wonders with a scalpel these days."
[8-30-02]	"I'd like to show my appreciation to a really good friend of mine by giving her Doug Wilson in a pretty wrapped package..."
[8-30-02]	"What would it take to make your head explode?"
[8-30-02]	"I'd like to show my appreciation to a really good friend of mine by giving her Doug Wilson in a pretty wrapped package..."
[8-28-02]	"What makes humanity special?"
[8-28-02]	"Don't you think my living room would look much better with a floral motif?"
[8-28-02]	"What is the point of dental work before age 16?"
[8-28-02]	"Who the hell are you?"